Monday 6 December 2010

Saturday 20 November 2010

Monday 15 November 2010

La bourgeoise s'épate

'I am scandalised at these salacious details,' she said. Her eyes twinkled with the prurient lusts of the desiccated and empty.

'But they are entirely your own invention,' I objected. She could not hear me above the sounds of her hands rustling in her underwear.

'Oh how astonishing to find myself - me, just an unassuming housewife - part of this bohemian world'.

Like all the other products of her imagination, she made it sound like a shopping centre.

Tuesday 26 October 2010

George Osborne says we must all tighten our belts (2)

We must share the sacrifice and spend the same

Friday 8 October 2010

The Transmogrifiers

The teenage alchemists of E6 scatter pages from their records across the streets.

Thursday 30 September 2010

The Lusty Hero

His vigour was impressive

Sunday 12 September 2010

The Midnight Show at the Folies Papales

Dancing for a special audience of hormonal pubescents who are thinking of joining the Hitler Youth

Saturday 21 August 2010

Friday 20 August 2010

The Big Society

Angry villagers seek out evidence of scientific progress

Friday 30 July 2010

Primitive Survival

I dug an animal trap beneath my eye.
I grew a stain of leaf-mould to cover it
And hide the work of necrotising insects.
At the corners of the horizon
Oil-winged predators slip from my view
Leaving the smell of burnt fish-skins
And the taste of charcoal.
The soft rotting pops in my ears

Sunday 20 June 2010

The Choir

Earless forger and gifted academic

Wednesday 24 March 2010

Pope Benny the Nazi Writes to the Irish

Hello sonny. You've probably been wondering about all these changes that have taken place recently, haven't you? Why you haven't seen Father Michael quite as often as you used to? Or quite so close up? Well, I'd like to set your mind at - gosh, you're big for your age, aren't you? I tell you what, why don't you hop up here on my knee while I tell you all about it. It's ok, nobody needs to know. After all, what happens in Maynooth stays in Maynooth.

Friday 19 March 2010

Sylvia's Hello pt 3

melt action pusher next!
under sheaf sheaf steer.
self fagot monkey some!
dormer steer dormer way!
choker livid throve throve.
shelve guslar.
detank dove.
arena billet layer rung?
bigamy next.
self dot cyder scar?
movie melt.
goof movie relic.
endue nobble way reddle!