Saturday 22 September 2007

Welcome to the bat arcade

He adjusts his predatory swoop in line with the quivering needle of the bat compass

Wednesday 19 September 2007

Captain Jowls rides to the rescue

Guardian readers swoon with gratitude, art critics are triumphantly vanquished, and the world is safe once again (as long as you don't read the news pages).

Sunday 16 September 2007

Thursday 13 September 2007

Whistle and I'll come to you

Excitement at his discovery of the bone flute has made the curious antiquarian incautious, and unmindful of warnings

Tuesday 11 September 2007

As the French book says

Love at that time was not as love is nowadays

Tuesday 4 September 2007