Friday 24 October 2008

The Queen of all our Hearts

Another cynical, manipulative right-wing demagogue killed  in a drunken speeding incident.
"Lady Di was our Jörg Haider," wept neo-Nazis as they polished their mourning jackboots. One elderly lady, clutching a teddy bear, blamed it on the darkies, and called for a memorial Anschluss of Kensington Palace. A spokesman said "She touched everyone's heart, usually when she pinned a star identifying their ethnic and political orientation on their left breast."

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