Monday 25 August 2008

London Olympics countdown begins

There was controversy tonight when the face of a racist moron was included in material advertising the 2012 Olympics.

A spokesman said "This is exactly the image we want to portray, of a backward-looking imperial city being strangled by right-wing thugs pretending to be amiable buffoons. Now get out of the way, you troublemaker, I want to see that bloke off the adverts kick a ball off a bus. If you don't move along, we'll have the police shoot you."

The offending picture of the right-wing racist scumbag

Wednesday 13 August 2008

Friday 8 August 2008

The Opening Ceremony

The Olympic Flame shines brightly on all those it has dispossessed and displaced.

Monday 4 August 2008

Lightning Frozen

At one time a stroke of lightning sets fire to a man and blazes like a sheaf of straw; at another it reduces a man's hands to ashes, leaving the gloves intact; it fuses the links in an iron chain as the fire in a forge would do, and on the other hand it kills a huntsman without discharging what he holds in his hand; it melts an ear-ring without burning the skin; it consumes a person's clothing without doing him the slightest injury, or perhaps it only destroys his shoes or his hat; it photographs on the breast of a man an egg which he has taken from the top of a tree that it has struck; it gilds the pieces of silver in a pocket-book by gliding from one compartment to another, without the owner being aware of it.