London Olympics countdown begins

There was controversy tonight when the face of a racist moron was included in material advertising the 2012 Olympics.

A spokesman said "This is exactly the image we want to portray, of a backward-looking imperial city being strangled by right-wing thugs pretending to be amiable buffoons. Now get out of the way, you troublemaker, I want to see that bloke off the adverts kick a ball off a bus. If you don't move along, we'll have the police shoot you."

The offending picture of the right-wing racist scumbag