Wednesday 30 April 2008

Robert Says ...

VOTE BORIS, SMILING PICANINNIES
My word not good enough for you? Listen to this ordinary rabid right-wing elderly voter:
"I wouldn't vote for anyone else. Apart from maybe the BNP. I fought the war for people like me" - MT, Hendon
A VOTE FOR BORIS IS A PLEA FOR MERCY FROM THE DEATH-SQUADS

Wednesday 23 April 2008

Is the big fella gone?

Whale seen blowing in Stoke Newington

Saturday 19 April 2008

Gain Control Over Your Own Life

Gain control over your own life.
Bite me, it's fun!

You will be a different man,
Be ambassador
To someone else,
And author of
No social
Well-tolerated, effective and unique remedy to
Giant sea spiders.

Long an advocate of
Horses for loan
(No stolen anymore),
He's also observed
Them in coffee.

You can decide how long you want to be
Great addition to any entertainment,
Not
Bigger and more intensive.

Who are you?
Hermes,
Your hot secret admirer

Sunday 13 April 2008

Convict Love Tokens

Remember me
With my dog and chains
A tribune of the people.
When I have gone,
Stippled where the face of Britannia
Was smoothed away
On black walls and black doors,
The separated body parts will fall into the Westbourne.
My fungal feet will be discarded
Swollen beneath the banana sun,
The citrus moon.

Saturday 12 April 2008

Go Back to Your Portal

A found image and a found phrase, seen and heard independently

Tuesday 1 April 2008

Announcing a New Venture

SURREALIST BACKCOMBERS
On-line rag and bone merchants
Advice offered on how to get that spontaneously imaginative effect
Any old rubbish collected
Coming Soon!
(Entry qualifications apply)