Between her granite thighs the jewelled glitter of broken glass

London Olympics countdown begins

There was controversy tonight when the face of a racist moron was included in material advertising the 2012 Olympics.

A spokesman said "This is exactly the image we want to portray, of a backward-looking imperial city being strangled by right-wing thugs pretending to be amiable buffoons. Now get out of the way, you troublemaker, I want to see that bloke off the adverts kick a ball off a bus. If you don't move along, we'll have the police shoot you."

The offending picture of the right-wing racist scumbag

Dreames are the daughters of the silent night

The bed is the best rendezvous of mankind

My hypnagogic visitor

Frog Surveillance

The Opening Ceremony

The Olympic Flame shines brightly on all those it has dispossessed and displaced.

The Foundation Stone of Arctic Science

Lightning Frozen

At one time a stroke of lightning sets fire to a man and blazes like a sheaf of straw; at another it reduces a man's hands to ashes, leaving the gloves intact; it fuses the links in an iron chain as the fire in a forge would do, and on the other hand it kills a huntsman without discharging what he holds in his hand; it melts an ear-ring without burning the skin; it consumes a person's clothing without doing him the slightest injury, or perhaps it only destroys his shoes or his hat; it photographs on the breast of a man an egg which he has taken from the top of a tree that it has struck; it gilds the pieces of silver in a pocket-book by gliding from one compartment to another, without the owner being aware of it.

The Hypnopompic Death-Barge of Bargis