Pope Benny the Nazi Writes to the Irish

Hello sonny. You've probably been wondering about all these changes that have taken place recently, haven't you? Why you haven't seen Father Michael quite as often as you used to? Or quite so close up? Well, I'd like to set your mind at - gosh, you're big for your age, aren't you? I tell you what, why don't you hop up here on my knee while I tell you all about it. It's ok, nobody needs to know. After all, what happens in Maynooth stays in Maynooth.

For His Holiness Spartacus Mills, the Loose Canon

Sylvia's Hello pt 3

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