Under protection for the journey

The grey-eyed goddess Athene stepped down from her palace on Olympus. She came to me in the form of an old woman, casting a mist around me for protection. 'Go in boldly,' she said, 'even though you come from afar.' And mantled in her clouds she set me on my way, filling my belly with her sound judgement right up to my teeth.

Do you play with yourself? We do

You can was childish to do nothing to his Puissant majesty, the merchant
Meat than bishop
Is each mad
eviction northbound
Do who mackerel

Enjoy new abilities of the real Man and become him

I'm licking your hand

A lacerating windlass of desire

Queen Mab, or, Bra Crime is No Crime

Bunny Lake is still missing

And people know who took her, they're just not saying

The Fear of the Lord is a Fountain of

On the day I took this, the fear of the lord was a fountain of Delia Smith's Vegetarian Collection.

Democratic rights & pinions

BAA have been granted leave to ban climate protesters from Heathrow Airport. They originally sought to ban members of the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds, and members of that dangerous radical sect the National Trust. BAA can now call in police against any bird attempting to fly across the runway at Terminal 4. Pictures of this curlew have been circulated, but it is believed to be still at large.

BAA were not allowed to proceed with their original plans to bar everybody from going to Heathrow ever. Judges announced that this would only serve the environmentalist cause BAA were opposing, by preventing people from travelling on the Tube. The National Trust, meanwhile, have pledged that they never wanted to storm the Winter Palace at all, they merely wanted to preserve it for the nation and open a tea-shop.

The automatic erotic muse

Anatomy of a Murderer

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